Thicker than WaterThicker than WaterSeason 11973 · 9 episodesEpisodes1Two for the MoneySiblings Nellie and Ernie, estranged for eight years, will inherit their father Jonas' business Paine's Pure Pickles, plus $75,000 apiece, when their father dies, if they both co-run the business for five years.2In a PickleNellie regrets entrusting payroll to Ernie.3The Piano TeacherNellie is willing to give up her inheritance to run off with the man of her dreams, but Ernie and Jonas have other ideas about what she should do.4Love LettersNellie and Ernie can't figure out why Bert, the factory foreman, keeps trying to sneak into their house.5The Jerk Who Came to DinnerNellie tries to get rid of an unwanted house guest, Ernie's old army pal.6Majority of NoneWhen Jonas' doctor says he must stop working, Nellie and Ernie strive to become factory president.7The Return of Jake PaineNellie and Ernie worry about their inheritance when Jonas' con artist brother Jake visits.8Save the KidNellie wants to bring charges against the youth who stole her car, but Ernie wants the boy to be given a second chance.9The Mourning AfterErnie is pressured into staying with Jonas so Nellie can go on a blind date with Walter's friend.