The PanalystsSeason 12018 · 39 episodesEpisodes1Hovercraft InheritanceThis week on the Panalysts, our experts solve two very pressing questions. Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?2Boutros Boutros GaryThis week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.3Duck or MoustacheThis week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.4Mars Bringer of CakeThe Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.5Welcome to Hell!This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.6Noted Lich Paul AnkaThis week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.7The Literal QueenThis week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.8Instant CoffeeThis week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.9A Goofy SituationThis week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.10NemesisThis week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.11Forbidden FruitsLook, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.12Empty this Dog PleaseThis week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.13OintmentsThis week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.14Dan Brown's Sister Act IIEveryone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.15Freemasonry for SkidsThis week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.16Just Puffin ThingsTime to train a ghost and count some puffins.17Research and JestThis week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.18UR MommyThis week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.19Lil ChippyThis week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.20The Embodiment of All FearsThis week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.21Losing an EarThis week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.22Going HamThis week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.23Pox or PoxThis week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.24Self Acceptance EditionThis week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.25Get Comfortable With ItThis week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.26Seasonal and LocalThis week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.27Shore LeaveThis week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.28Another Gundam SituationThis week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.29Ocelot vs Vagina EggThis week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.30Floss or ButtholeThis week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.31Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.32Death or PaperworkThe Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.33Angry Pig or Wet PredatorThis week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.34Garbage Fountain or Fire BagThis week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.35Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude NoteThis week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.36"Free" Ham or Feral LemursThis week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!37Kia Sedona or Artificial InseminationThis week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.38Voreo or ShartcuterieThis week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.39Batman or Jock ItchThis week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.Season 2
