In Virginia Beach, Virginia, cops accuse a man of trying to run them down with his wife's car during a traffic stop; meanwhile, a naked paddleboarder rages after being jailed for public intoxication; in Flagler County, Florida, a woman faces detox in jail after arriving drunk at her DUI hearing; and in Clay County, Mississippi, a self-proclaimed redneck battles assault charges.

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